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Nov. 25th, 2009

From The Kitchen

*whirrrrrrrrrrclackclackcha-CLANK* "Oh, THAT'S what that does."
- [info]herince_emyn

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Nov. 13th, 2009

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"Gay male sex later? As opposed to what?"
"No...GAME NOW, sex later."
"Well, I heard 'gay mail', I was imagining two envelopes getting in each other."
"Which envelopes are the males?!?"
"The ones with the penis."

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"Well, I guess you'd look like a low-flying, fast-moving cloud...shaped like 2 demi-humans...carrying a huge book."

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Nov. 5th, 2009

Recent Kult Quotes

"What the heck is 'analbrock'?"
"No, Edelbrock, it's an engine part manufacturer..."

"This head is out of fuel."

Butt Ripples

"She wasn't a good lay, but she was a great carburetor."

"You're under arrest for 2nd degree biscuiting."

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Oct. 28th, 2009

Heard In The Other Room

"Yes, true...evil has no hairstylist."

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Oct. 23rd, 2009

Tonight's Call of Cthulhu

"Wait, so what you're saying is that we're the sperm inside Cthulhu's wife?"

"No, No! I can hear my clit go 'WRONG!'"

"And somewhere, in the Celestial Realms, the gods of Gaming and 80's Hair Metal run into each other on a street corner and say "Hi, we've never actually met, but we know all the same people.'..."

"Death in a Swiss Hotel? Sounds like an emo band."

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Oct. 21st, 2009

Star Wars Game, Tonight

"Hey, I'm supposed to be the ship's diplomat!"
"Apparently, you're also the ship's 'dick-lomat'."

"I've gamed for many years, I always loot the bodies."

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IM Silliness

Shit in an otter?!? Dude...

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Oct. 18th, 2009

Recent Games

"Underwater Elven Ass"

"Oh, you were enjoying it. You were sucking on the jellyfish's...thing."

"What, like he's gonna stop in the middle of combat and go get his fishy nipples pierced?"

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"Round robin of assholes, now there's something to be a part of!"

"Warning, deleting this icon does not delete the evil from your computer. Continue?"

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Oct. 7th, 2009

From Character Creation, last week

"The trick is to just swallow, don't chew."

"So, essentially, you're Psycho Ugly Jesus?"

"No, I understand. For us, that's background. For you, that's blackmail."

"Bitch so ugly, she owes me an erection."

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Left Over From Last Week's Star Wars Game

"He had his Lando smack my Han!"
"Whoa, kinky."

"Holy Shit, it's a Robo-Jedi!"

"Oh, wait, I've seen you naked, I know what you are."

"If you just play along, there are Easter Eggs at the end that will explain all these continuity errors."

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Oct. 6th, 2009

Stolen From Elsewhere

"well, I certainly wasn't planning to have orgiastic relations with the cloven-hooved embodiment of evil and fear, but when he's standing there in the fireplace shouting YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, what are you going to do?"

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Oct. 2nd, 2009

Random Dianna-isms

It's not so bad with a foot in my bra.

What do you think, is 12 inches enough?

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Sep. 27th, 2009

While Playing KOTOR

"You'd think he'd put that somewhere more safe."
"Well, you don't get much more safe than in the pants of the Dark Jedi."

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Sep. 25th, 2009

Tonight's Game

See, now I can show this off to you, because you never cared before.

Psychotic Gravy? Sounds like a 60's band.

Dude, I don't suck Communist cock.

Mongo beat Todd! Mongo is Todd! MONG-TODD!

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Sep. 18th, 2009

From Previous Games

Hot demi-human action: furry on the feet, furry on the cheek

"Dude, you just made a deal with Hootie the Hutt!"

"It's not fun unless you stick your dick in the Funyuns."

"Ack! Stop the wafting!"

"Hey, in the dark it's just another wet hole. Speaking of wet holes, where are you all?"

"Yes, I would laugh into a pussy if that happened."

Handwriting is his Booze Dipstick.

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Sep. 16th, 2009

Star Wars Game, Last Week

"Hey, you got your peanut butter in my engine part!"
"You got your engine part in my peanut butter!"
"I'm Technician Reese, what's going on here?"

Reese's Peanut Butter Lube....Peanut Butter Lube!

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Sep. 15th, 2009

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"I'd do that, but that's just common evil. It's beneath me. I go for a higher class of evil-doing, these days."

- [info]archmage

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Sep. 3rd, 2009

During CoH Tonight

"Yes, art is just like throwing a gargoyle at someone's head."

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Sep. 1st, 2009

Not Game Related

"It was interesting to listen to a Nazi while watching the cat lick her butt."

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Aug. 17th, 2009

Left Over from D&D

Nightblood. He spells with with a 'y'.

I will pay a dollar to drop down, waddle, and go ass-to-mouth.

Plink, plink with your wisdom.

"Hey, I'm above average for a halfling."
"You're a halfling, you're not above anything."

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